There are a few things you should probably know about me. I’m obviously a female on a mission but I’m a female with so many quirks and oddities that it can be hard to figure me out at times. So, here’s a bit of help:
1. I love Mountain Dew. You know you have a problem when a girl you went to high school with and haven’t seen in five years asks if you still have a Mountain Dew addiction while she’s serving you at an area restaurant.
2. I do not eat anything green. Lately, I’ve added green apples and green grapes to my diet but that doesn’t mean that broccoli and other green items will ever join. Sorry, ma.
3. I don’t like to touch pumpkin goop. I like to carve pumpkins and eat pumpkin seeds but I do not like the goop.
4. I have trust issues. As in I don’t trust anyone other than myself and a select few others. Just because we’ve talked for years or you know a bit about me doesn’t mean I trust you.
5. More than likely, I’d rather hang out with Chopper my evil husky than deal with people and their crap. Sorry, that’s just the way it is.
6. I hide in books. I’d rather deal with a fictional character’s issues and see how they solve them than face my own.
7. If I’m hating life, I’m typically at the office other than waking hours. Lately, this has turned into I’m walking my ass off. I’m 99.5% sure I have not lost weight because I try, instead I’ve lost weight because I’m constantly angry.
8. I don’t eat anything I could swim with. No fish, shark, dolphin, seaweed, etc. I will eat shrimp, occassionally.
9. I’m not a breakfast person but I really like scrambled eggs and hashbrowns for dinner.
10. I don’t cook from scratch, but I am beast as far as frozen-already-prepared meals go. Frozen chicken and instant mashed potatoes anyone?
11. I’ve been going back and forth with the same man since 2005. I’m hoping we’ll figure it all out in the near future.
12. I very much want to go outside and scream at children to stay off my lawn.
13. I have a short attention span, it’s basically impossible for me to stay focused for longer than a couple minutes.
14. I smoke. A lot. And I hate that I cannot go into a bar and enjoy a cigarette with my drinks anymore.
15. Strawberry Toaster Strudel may be the end of my diet. I love them and the icing!
16. I believe in abortion, divorce and gay marriage. Deal with it.
17. I do not believe in organized religion and am not a fan of being told someone’s going to pray for me. If you want to, that’s your choice but I’m OK not knowing about it.
18. I support our troops. I do not agree with this war. Bring our men and women back already. And take care of them once they’re back. Emotionally and Physically.
19. I’d be happy working two days a week and having five off.
20. I desperately want burger king but I may settle for Hamburger Helper
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